Bon jovi Marv. It's been a while since i saw you last, how are you?
Hello my friend I'm doing good, its my favorite month of the year and i'm loving it.
What have you been up to then? Have you been spending much time on the stoop?
Aint been up to very much, riding a little but mostly getting drunk at the stoop. Its gone into over drive, every time we go there it turns into a party now. We've almost stopped going to bars and clubs and just spend the entire night there.
I heard your Mum cried when she read your interview in ride last year, is this true? Does she know your a bad boy?
Yeah man she cried, not to me but my brother. I didnt tell her about it my bozo ass friend in newbury did the fucking idiot, got me in mega shit. Yeah i guess she knows i'm a cunt now.
Is it true your brother dresses like Darren from Hollyoaks? Who gets more birds out of the two of you?
Yeah he dresses like him and kind of acts like him too. It used to be way worse but he has like of eased off it now. I dont know if he even realises or not. He used to get more girls but now he has a fat ginger minging bird and i get movie star pussy 24/7.
Does you Mum know about your tattoo? What does she think of it?
Yeah she knows, i kept it quite for a bit but then i thought fuck it. She thought it was fake and tried to rub it off proper school boy mother classic.
Have you had to knock anyone out recently?
Nah not recently. i think the combination of hanging out with vinnie sammon and doing lots of coke made me agro, made for good stories though.
In your section from NANG there are a couple clips filmed in Plymouth, what do you think of Plymouth? Do you feel threatened riding there seeing as Plymouth is owned by fellow Newbury champ Dom Hill or would you just knock him out?
I loved plymouth, i got laid by a rotter. I love Dom. I would KO him though if needs be.
When i came to stay at your house we went to Mcdonalds with Benson and he asked me if i'd ever binned my entire pocket belongings along with my rubbish. Have you ever witnessed Benson do such a thing?
Hahahaha i have never witnessed it, but a couple of years ago benson left his job and went on holiday to berlin and then round europe. So he was flying from stansted one afternoon and he gets there pretty early and cant see the flight on the boards so sits down and gets a beer chills for like 2 hours and his flight is in like 45 mins and it still isnt on the boards. Then the fucking brain of britain realises his flight goes from luton. No fucking shit, so he gets a taxi to luton asking the driver to boot it and has to pay 75 quid for it. Genius!
Part of you job involves uploading porn onto the internet yes? Does your Mum know about this? What does she think of it?
I dont have to any more, but it was fun finding the grossest porn ever. Nah thought i'd keep that one from her to be honest, she would have been checking the content everyday i know what she's like. dotty bitch!
I recently found a lump on my penis, if you found a lump on you nob would you ask your Mum for advice?
nah i wouldnt tell her, i would never here the end of it. she'd probably bring it up at a family occasion. Gives her ammo to rip me init.
I hope to see you soon Marvelous, on the stoop! Keep knocking out cunts.