Scolding hot tea, the mugs are free.

Goodbodys is a twenty four hour cafe on mutley plain in Plymouth and it's amazing. I've spent plenty of time in there at six in the morning after a night dancing with goths down JFK's. I won't give too much away because i want to make a piece of art about Goodbodys but what i will say is if you go there you HAVE to steal one of there mugs, it's an age old rule. I've seen people putting them down there pants, hiding them in a rolled up jumper or in they're birds handbag, i nearly laughed myself to death when a certain Northern naughty boy ran out with a full mug of scolding hot tea. These mugs plus a Yorkshire tea bag will make your blood run blue just like it should. Rule Britannia, stay proud, long live the hangover hotel and DEadByTHiRty.

£2.79p peek a boo.

It won't be long now, opening night yet to be confirmed as the venue i picked has been overbooked. Thanks to Artwaun for the funding and thanks to Plymouth Gin for the free happiness. The hangover is for The Drip Trays, long live foever at sea and deAdBYthIrty.

Sleeping rough, i hope Jo aint up the duff.

I refuse to take part in anything bmx related, i hate it, all of it. It makes me sick to my stomach. Other things make me sick too, i'm regulary sick due to the amount of alchohol i like to consume. Saturday was one of those occasions, one of the worst my body has been threw. I was sick for nearly the whole day and mostly out of a window of a mini bus traveling seventy miles an hour up the motorway. I was on the way to a bmx event, no fucking wonder i was being sick, my body was trying it's best to keep my mind from thoughts of suicide. It was'nt until my head cleared that i rememberd who i was with and everything turned from grey to green, Plymouth Argyle green. I was'nt going to a bmx event, i was going to the pub with the lads. Fuck Stephen Murray i'd die for Steven Pope.




Fat, little nautical man.



Chubby sick little mess,
funny when naked no less.


Too scared to have a bath,
using himself to get a laugh.


Fry ups, booze, fish and chips,
look at the size of those hips.

Orders beer aswell as gin,
guilt, anxiety and moral sin.

Never learn though, way too thick,
tummy filled with multi coloured sick.

Jo was ere.

Jo was ere, did'nt like it much though cuz Sam's queer,
"he'll be a virgin for life due to std fear".

I don't blame him though she was rough,

she told plenty a story about getting up the duff.


Sam just ran away from a bird with kids,
his pants are still fresh with skids.


He managed to pull Jo, i'll give him that,
anyone else would need ten pints of black rat.


Her mate was just as bad,
good job our sexy Lee is a proper lad.


Oh shit, wait, he only lasted a minute,
"I gotta get home for the kids now innit".

"I did'nt have a rubber and you need one with girls like that."

Laidler climbs the ladder of Swilly's sweat hearts.

Sexy Lee shows Sam his scrap book of girls he has entertained, Sam gets pissed off as he spots a picture of his Mum.

Showers are for flowers.

Chris Evans snuck onto the bus and into my heart, true Plymouth showed him to his seat.





I'm not saying your gay like Sam but those bracelets make my mind race,
you won't pull any chicks four eyes face.


I love you Dominic but you had a shower,
real boys don't do that flower.


A spair pair of shoes can be quite slick,
a shower and a clean t-shirt makes you a prick.

Sleeping in the same bed as the bad man was a wise move,
it makes you being gay easier to prove.

You could'nt resist the hairy chest,
i'm surprised you did'nt organise this sausage fest.

Nightmare.

Rendal's at the back of the bus being naughty,
every stop we make he pulls a Mum of forty.

You can hear him from a mile off,
he got in a fight and was sick on a goth.

He's a mad man on the pull,
he thinks everyone on the bus is dull.

One pint, two pint, three pint more,
not a man in the room he could'nt floor.

He can't control himself when he's out,
not a minute goes by without a shout.

I could'nt never be that loud,
he's a one man storm cloud.

Chris Wright is one of my top ten best peolpe.

I've been awfuly busy for a while now and have a whole catalouge of stuff to do. Whilst i'm doing that you can have a look at my mate Chris Wright's work, he's a bit of a naughty boy who does ever so good drawings.

Chris turned off then lights and i threw mash potato into the darkness, my popularity went threw the roof, i stayed in bed for threw days straight. DeaDBythIRTY.

PLymouth, PLymouth til i die.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CPIRYTxB44

The Marv interview

Marv told me his Mum put his cat Vinnie down because it was cheaper to do that then it was to pay for the operation he needed, now he tells me some other stuff. Long live the stooper losers!

Bon jovi Marv. It's been a while since i saw you last, how are you?

Hello my friend I'm doing good, its my favorite month of the year and i'm loving it.

What have you been up to then? Have you been spending much time on the stoop?

Aint been up to very much, riding a little but mostly getting drunk at the stoop. Its gone into over drive, every time we go there it turns into a party now. We've almost stopped going to bars and clubs and just spend the entire night there.

I heard your Mum cried when she read your interview in ride last year, is this true? Does she know your a bad boy?

Yeah man she cried, not to me but my brother. I didnt tell her about it my bozo ass friend in newbury did the fucking idiot, got me in mega shit. Yeah i guess she knows i'm a cunt now.

Is it true your brother dresses like Darren from Hollyoaks? Who gets more birds out of the two of you?

Yeah he dresses like him and kind of acts like him too. It used to be way worse but he has like of eased off it now. I dont know if he even realises or not. He used to get more girls but now he has a fat ginger minging bird and i get movie star pussy 24/7.

Does you Mum know about your tattoo? What does she think of it?

Yeah she knows, i kept it quite for a bit but then i thought fuck it. She thought it was fake and tried to rub it off proper school boy mother classic.

Have you had to knock anyone out recently?

Nah not recently. i think the combination of hanging out with vinnie sammon and doing lots of coke made me agro, made for good stories though.

In your section from NANG there are a couple clips filmed in Plymouth, what do you think of Plymouth? Do you feel threatened riding there seeing as Plymouth is owned by fellow Newbury champ Dom Hill or would you just knock him out?

I loved plymouth, i got laid by a rotter. I love Dom. I would KO him though if needs be.

When i came to stay at your house we went to Mcdonalds with Benson and he asked me if i'd ever binned my entire pocket belongings along with my rubbish. Have you ever witnessed Benson do such a thing?

Hahahaha i have never witnessed it, but a couple of years ago benson left his job and went on holiday to berlin and then round europe. So he was flying from stansted one afternoon and he gets there pretty early and cant see the flight on the boards so sits down and gets a beer chills for like 2 hours and his flight is in like 45 mins and it still isnt on the boards. Then the fucking brain of britain realises his flight goes from luton. No fucking shit, so he gets a taxi to luton asking the driver to boot it and has to pay 75 quid for it. Genius!

Part of you job involves uploading porn onto the internet yes? Does your Mum know about this? What does she think of it?

I dont have to any more, but it was fun finding the grossest porn ever. Nah thought i'd keep that one from her to be honest, she would have been checking the content everyday i know what she's like. dotty bitch!

I recently found a lump on my penis, if you found a lump on you nob would you ask your Mum for advice?

nah i wouldnt tell her, i would never here the end of it. she'd probably bring it up at a family occasion. Gives her ammo to rip me init.

I hope to see you soon Marvelous, on the stoop! Keep knocking out cunts.

i'll find some pussy to knock out on the stoop and get a pic for you. http://stooperlosers.blogspot.com/enjoy or die.hope to see you soon bluhd.marv
Stooper Losers

THE DRIP TRAYS

Some foundations have been laid, unlike the boys. Mega art comming soon.