Baths are for girls and not for me

Mick Gilfoyle looked like a coal miner, he was completely black from head to toe, with a black suit and a black cap and a black horse. Mind you, everybody was black around there, but he was really black. Really, really black. And his horse was huge. He lived until he was eighty seven, never taking a bath, never washing anything, not even the horse. Then, when he was eighty seven, he got taken to hospital for a minor ailment and they gave him a bath. And he wasn't immune to the air beause he was completely covered in black dirt, so he got sick immediately and he died of exposure to fresh air.